But what I’m trying to sell in that picture is the oven. It offers more capacity than the competition, heats evenly, and it’s comfortable to lean against.
Listen, an unobstructed view of the sky is a rare service these days. I’m currently working up a business plan to charge people to see it. Obviously, you’d expect to pay more to see it with your own eyes, and less in photographic form. What, pray tell, would you be willing to pay for such a service? $59.95?$29.95? No, you’ll pay only $9.97 for six minutes alone and a clear view of the sky. And, if that price is still too steep, $4.99 buys you three minutes in a communal gallery featuring two photographs of the unobstructed sky.
And that’s not all!
Every tenth customer will receive an honorable mention in our digital trade magazine SkyView®.
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But what I’m trying to sell in that picture is the oven. It offers more capacity than the competition, heats evenly, and it’s comfortable to lean against.
There’s also a utility pole in blocking your sky.
Listen, an unobstructed view of the sky is a rare service these days. I’m currently working up a business plan to charge people to see it. Obviously, you’d expect to pay more to see it with your own eyes, and less in photographic form. What, pray tell, would you be willing to pay for such a service?
$59.95?$29.95?No, you’ll pay only $9.97 for six minutes alone and a clear view of the sky. And, if that price is still too steep, $4.99 buys you three minutes in a communal gallery featuring two photographs of the unobstructed sky.And that’s not all!
Every tenth customer will receive an honorable mention in our digital trade magazine SkyView®.
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